Hey whats up everyone?! I’m just checking out the site, making sure everything is going good…one of the reasons I’m posting something is because I got an e-mail from my friend Goweapon who sent me this hilarious picture I thought all of you should see! It sure made me laugh for a while!
The T.V.’s in the HQ are starting to show blue penguins now. But I think that they are having a little trouble on the Dojo screen. The penguins are on the walls. 
I guess there weren’t enough nachos to go around and so the Mexican penguins revolted. 
I was in the Dance Lounge and I wanted to go to the mine, and this happened.
It asked me if I wanted to play Thin Ice from the Mine. 
Basically all I did was go into a crowded room and throw a bunch of snowballs at once. It looks pretty awesome.
All you have to do is simply make sure your cursor is over the penguin you want to stand on then hit Tab and you should be able to click on them and then walk over on top of them!!
Check it out, a quarter!! Im rich!! I can finally afford that igloo!! Oh wait nevermind its a nickel. 
Would you like to purchase this Fourth of July Puffle?
Attitude: Patriotic, Aggressive
Favorite Toy: Flag, USA hat
UNASWERED QUESTIONS
1) Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
2) Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint on the wall in front of you, you have to touch it to make sure?
3) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
4) Can blind people see in their dreams? Do they dream?
5) If Wile E.Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why couldn’t he just buy dinner?
6) If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
7) What do you call male ballerinas?
8)Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out’?
9) Why does mineral water that ‘has trickled through mountains for centuries’ have a ‘use by’ date?
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What happens when you -
1) Have nothing to do
2) Own a sharp knife
3) Have a large lime
4) Own a patient cat
5) And its American Football Season?
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——————————————————————————– In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sear’s hairdryer:
….Do not use while sleeping.
(darn, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos:
….You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap:
“Directions: Use like regular soap.”
(and that would be how???….)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
“Serving suggestion: Defrost.”
(but, it’s “just” a suggestion.)
Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
“Do not turn upside down.”
(well…duh, a bit late, huh?)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
“Product will be hot after heating.”
(…and you thought????…)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
“Do not iron clothes on body.”
(but wouldn’t this save me more time?)
On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine:
“Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
“Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
(and…I’m taking this because???….)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
“For indoor or outdoor use only.”
(as opposed to…what?)
On a Japanese food processor:
“Not to be used for the other use.”
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury’s peanuts:
“Warning: contains nuts.”
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
“Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.”
(Step 3: maybe, uh…fly Delta?)
On a child’s superman costume:
“Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”
(I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
“Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.”
(Oh my God…was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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The perfect way of getting out of chores!
These people must love Club Penguin. They traded in their Tour Guide hats for Signs so that they could spell out a message! Jk.
I was just playing Mancala and I noticed this disturbing picture. Please avert your eyes if your stomach queezes from this kind of stuff. lol.
I found this hidden in the program of Club Penguin. Check it out.
JK. Just thought you would enjoy a laugh.
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